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"You just committed a fatal error. There´s nothing we can do for you." |
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Aus 'Babylon 5' |
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BZZZZZ - "Wrooong! Try again, dumbass!" |
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"After this there´s no turning back." |
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männl. Stimme
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"You just activated a nuclear warhead, my friend." |
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J. Travolta in 'Broken Arrow' |
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"What are you? A fucking moron?!" |
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"A-a-a-apparently we have a bit of a communication problem here." |
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"I cannot accept that course of action." |
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"Some people are really fuckin´ stupid." |
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(George Carlin) |
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"What a dumb thing to do. I bet, you wouldn´t have done anything like this, if mom and dad were here." |
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(aus 'Leave it to Beaver') |
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"Your head is as empty as an eunuch´s underpants!" |
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schöner Vergleich! (Rowan
Atkinson)
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"You ever failed me for the last time!" |
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(Vader) |
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"I HATE it when I do that." |
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Selbsterkenntnis |
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"The hard drive - it crashed!" |
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"Sir - you are sick! You are a sick, sick person!" |
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"Denied!" |
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(Mike Myers) |
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"Let this be a reminder to you all, that this organisation will not tolerate failure." |
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(Mike Myers) |
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"Unabele to complete requested function. Please abort and retry." |
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(aus Raumschiff Voyager) |
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"You did something incredibly stupid." |
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Scully |
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"Something´s wrong!" |
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"Why don´t you get a toupee with some brains in it?" |
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(Moe von den 3 Stooges)
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"This is starting to irritate me." |
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"The fingers you have used are too fat. Please mash the key pad with your palm - NOW." |
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(Telefonfrau-Stimme, The Simpsons) |
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"What you´re trying to do, is utterly impossible!" |
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"You dumb asshole!" |
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(Gene Wilder in 'Silver Streak') |
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"You stupid, ignorant son of a bitch, dumb bastard!" |
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(Gene Wilder in 'Silver Streak') |
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"I thought I told you never to interrupt me, while I´m WORKING!!!" |
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(Gene Wilder in "Young Frankenstein) |
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"Das kann man mit Prügel allein nicht korrigieren." |
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zu spät? |
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"Waßt, I bin froh, daß ma net so in´s Hirn gschissen habm wie Dir." |
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ein kluge Wiener |
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"Was für ein hohler, dummer, hirnverbrannter, Bockmist!" |
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"You clumsy poop! What´d you do that for?!" | 27 | 2 | . . . |
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"That does not compute." | 14 | 1 | männl. |
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"Das hab ich nich von Dir gedacht! So ne Blamage!" | 67 | 3 |
Werner!
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"No no no! You´re doing it all wrong" | 27 | 2 | männl. |
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"Houston, we have a problem" | 17 | 1 |
(aus Apollo 13) |
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"Aarrgh!" | 10 | 1 |
Homer Simpson |
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"Argh...crap!" | 17 | 1 | männl. |
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Schreckensschrei | 16 | 1 | männl. |
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"I think NOT" | 23 | 1 | (Arnold Schw.) |
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"You have to ask me nicely" | 34 | 3 | (Jack Nicholson in Shining) |
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"I`ve got a bad feeling about this", dann ein komisches Lachen | 117 | 5 | (?Bart Simpson im original?) |
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"Bad Girl!", dann Schläge, was der Torte sichtlich gefällt. | 99 | 4 |
weibl. |
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"Bist Du dumm oder sowas?" | 36 | 1 | Dorothy aus 'Wizard from OZ' |
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"Where´s your brain? In your ass?" | 16 | 1 | weibl. |
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"Checkmate" | 8 | 1 | (?Humphrey Bogart?) |
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"Thank you for pressing the self-destruct button." | 28 | 2 |
weibl., aus 'Spaceballs' |
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"Damn! Nothing works right since Windows 95" | 27 | 2 | männl. |
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"Ew - That´s disgusting!" | 20 | 1 | männl. |
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"You stupid son of a bitch!" | 40 | 3 |
(Donald Duck) |
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"Ouch! Don´t DO that!" | 33 | 2 |
männl. |
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"Don´t even think about it!" | 62 | 1 | männl. |
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"What are you?! A dumbass?" | 17 | 1 | männl. |
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"No no no no!" (tuntig) | 48 | 2 | männl. |
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"What would you do with a brain if you HAD one?" | 22 | 1 |
Dorothy aus 'Wizard from OZ'
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"Oh god, no!" | 24 | 2 | männl. |
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"Oh - my - god." | 26 | 2 | männl. |
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"Forget it!" | 25 | 1 | Gruppe |
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"You know - we could like.....go to jail for this?!" | 17 | 2 | männl. |
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"I´m afraid I have to kick your ass" | 27 | 2 | männl. |
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"Holy shit!" | 23 | 2 | männl. |
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"Oh, I find that shocking!" | 18 | 1 |
männl. |
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"Not good enough, dammit! Not good enough!" | 21 | 1 |
(Cpt. Picard) |
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"Illogical! | 10 | 1 | (Spock O-Ton) |
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"I wouldn´t do that" | 28 | 2 | männl. (sehr langsam) |
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"Have you completely lost your mind?" | 89 | 2 | männl. |
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"Du Trottel, Du bleeder, heerst!" | 52 | 2 |
wienerisch, von einem gewissen Herrn
Merkatz |
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"You blockhead!" | 30 | 1 | (Lucy, Peanuts) |
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"You naughty person" | 44 | 1 | männl. |
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"Negative" | 13 | 1 | (Arnold Schw.) |
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"No....no!" | 46 | 2 | (?Duffy Duck?) |
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Viele "No"s | 73 | 3 | Gruppe |
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"No no no no no no no!" | 17 | 1 |
??? |
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"No no no no no" | 90 | 2 |
männl. |
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"Oh no - not again!" | 59 | 2 | (Bugs Bunny?) |
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"Ouch!" | 16 | 1 | ??? |
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"Oh-oh" | 10 | 1 | Fehler-Meldung der ftpProgramme (ich hasse es!) |
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"Oh Shit!" | 17 | 1 | männl. |
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"Oh Shit!" | 33 | 1 | weibl. |
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"One more move like that, and I´ll selfdestruct" | 72 | 3 |
männl. |
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"Oooops" | 12 | 1 | weibl. |
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"I honestly think you want to sit down camely, take a stress pill and think things over" | 70 | 6 | männl. |
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"You stupid cock sucker!" | 26 | 2 |
männl. |
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"This sucks" | 26 | 1 | männl. |
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"Du solls´ doch mal Deinen Verstand benutzen!" | 46 | 2 |
(aus Werner beinhart) |
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"Hey! You can´t do that!" | 17 | 1 | männl. |
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"Oh weird man - you´re acting weird!" | 34 | 3 | Comicstimme |
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"Personally - I think you´re a fucking idiot!" | 25 | 2 |
(Sean Connery in "The Rock") |
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"You are a meathead!" | 15 | 1 | männl. |
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"You are stupid!" | 11 | 1 | männl. |
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"I find you unacceptable" | 21 | 1 |
männl. (?Python?) |
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"I´m sorry. That was highly inappropriate" | 22 | 1 |
männl. |
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"War-war-war-warning! The system has become un-un-unstable." | 85 | 3 | weibl. Computerstimme |
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"Warning! You have entered an unauthorized area. Leave immediately or be terminated." | 113 | 10 | männl. |
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Sirenen "Warning! Warning! A system crash is now in progress. Please stand quietly and leave the area immediately. Warning! Warning!" Sirenen | 176 | 16 | männl. |
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"Program error!" | 37 | 1 | männl. Computerstimme |
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"Not!" | 31 | weibl. | |
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"Error! Please try again" | 45 | 2 | weibl. Computerstimme |
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"I´m sorry. The function you requested, is not currently available." | 35 | 3 | männl. |
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"Negative" | 14 | 1 | weibl. |